what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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