Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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