its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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