dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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