Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
this is an emotional support booty call
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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