I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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