Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Drunk is a universal language darling
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