One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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