what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Randomize
