U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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