Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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