"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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