Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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