Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize
