physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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