your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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