we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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