belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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