Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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