And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
