it wasn't lemon gatorade
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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