Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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