So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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