I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
pray to the hookup gods
I just gargled with NyQuil
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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