covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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