so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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