No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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