i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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