Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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