youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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