how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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