So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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