I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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