from now on my penis is your penis
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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