I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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