Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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