His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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