You don't have asthma, your pregnant
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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