I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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