So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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