Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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