Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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