Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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