He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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