my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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