Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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