Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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