Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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