I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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