yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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